- He said he was going to beat me so badly I’d have bruises for months. I’m so excited!”
- “I’m ok if you spank me, scratch me, bite me, flog me, whip me, cane me, paddle me, punch me, or slap me, but I can’t stand it if you tickle me.”
- “We love choking all the pretty girls.”
- “I need to poke another hole through my belt. Does anyone have a knife?” -almost everyone in the conversation, and several others nearby pull out knives-
- “I’m trying to hang this from my ceiling, but I’ve got nothing to hold it up there with.” “UGH! The ONE time I don’t bring my rope..”
- “My leash hasn’t come in yet.” “It’s ok, I’ve got rope.”
- “I forgot my cuffs.” “It’s ok, I’ve got rope.”
“I don’t have a strap-on harness.” “It’s ok, I’ve got rope.”
- “We need more rope.”
- -Says while ordering drinks at a bar- “I told her I wasn’t going to drink tonight, but I’m ordering drinks on purpose. She doesn’t look like she’s pleased. I’m hoping to get punished tonight!”
- “I’m not a furry, I just like dressing up as a puppy and having my owner take me for walks.”
- “Hey, I’m George. I also go by Sean, but they call me Bob. But my FetLife name is SuperFunktastic09732. And in case you’re wondering, none of those are my real name.”
- “Yeah, I met her while she was pegging my boyfriend. She’s really nice.”
- “I had a good time. I got tied up, beaten, fucked, electrocuted, and then we cuddled and got ice cream after.”
- “Wanna come to the park with us? We’re tying people up and dangling them from trees.”
- “Did I ever tell you about the last time we tried installing a stripper pole in one of my residences?”
- “I usually use scented candles for lighting people on fire with. It helps with the smell of burnt hair.”
- “Sorry, I’m a bit sore from getting fucksawed last night.”
- “Remember that time we tied you to the batting cage in the park during the middle of the night? Good times.”
(Source: halia-brie)
